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Employee of the Year

from All Else Fails by Static Pills

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lyrics

Slave to the grind sat pushing buttons til the world just seemed to slip away
Thought off my problems with too many sets of solvents my resolve began to sway
Hard work and naïve commitment I bide my time
The blind man at hide and seek just follows the leader again

I don't know why I run around the wheel again
An automatic state of being
I won't be your employee of the year

Psycho sadistic torture eats me from within so I turn my back on matters of fact and
Compete with institution
My spirit rails against it I bide my time
Hard work slave labor takes its toll on my good time

I don't know why I run around the wheel again
An automatic state of being
I won't be your employee of the year

Slave for a day rewarded material grants for execution
I didn't need the things I couldn't get without your handle

I don't know why I run around the wheel again
I won't be your employee of the year

credits

from All Else Fails, released July 15, 2022

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Static Pills Phoenix, Arizona

Andre Lareau - vocals, guitar, drums

Brian Phee - bass, vocals

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